Starting today, I’ll be supporting Dollar Shave Club to see how many razors I can sell to the unwashed, unshaven masses.
I know what you’re thinking – “But Destiny, you don’t even shave, look at your face!” Have you seen my face recently? Literally smoother than my child’s. If Nathan wasn’t so clumsy I’d be teaching him how to shave with these razors.
Then there are the lazier among us – “But, but going out every day to buy razors, and there are so many to choose from! It was easier when mom would just pick some out for me or let me use my dad’s razor when he was off at work…” In that case, Dollar Shave Club is right up your alley! You can order razors online and have them shipped directly to your house, with automatic shipments going out every single month! Not only is ordering easy, automagically renewed and even tracked via Fedex, it’s cheap, too! Meaning you’ll have enough money left over every month to pony up for one of my beautiful Tier 3 subscriptions.
You can also add in extras every month to your package. One Wipe Charlies (the gentlemen’s way to wipe) and Dr. Carver’s Easy Shave Butter are easy to add with just the click of a button.
It’s time to get rid of the neckbeard and your crippling reliance on your dad’s/roommate’s/little sister’s razor blades and it’s time to step into adulthood.
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